- get hit in the leg by a taxi cab or mail truck
- stop drinking
- stop ordering craft beer at every bar
- put a donate button on my blog in case one of my followers is a secret millionaire who likes to help girls who are kind of broke by their own accord
- but I’m not an asshole
- at least I never…
i love this. and grammar.
Taylor Swift/Kanye West Mashup of the Day: “We Are Never Ever Coming Home Again,” by newly christened besties Kanye and Taylor.
Currently dying because of this.