sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

(Source: poultergeiszler, via southernguns)

my psychology teacher: but how do you know when you truly love someone
some guy in the back row: when there's only one chicken mcnugget left the person gives you the full piece instead of eating half of it then giving you the other half
This is totally love.

killercottoncandy:

my chem teacher thinks that twerking means working two jobs

(Source: areafiftyjuan, via shit-myteachersays)

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markbruce:

Sam Stants - February 2014

markbruce:

Sam Stants - February 2014

(via beardpornography)

The Frenemy.: Things I Have Considered Doing To Have More Money

thefrenemy:

  • get hit in the leg by a taxi cab or mail truck
  • stop drinking
  • stop ordering craft beer at every bar
  • put a donate button on my blog in case one of my followers is a secret millionaire who likes to help girls who are kind of broke by their own accord
  • but I’m not an asshole
  • at least I never…

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

(Source: stuartstormborn, via atleastifuckingtried)

dailyoddcompliment:

“Perfect Grammar”

i love this. and grammar. 

dailyoddcompliment:

“Perfect Grammar”

i love this. and grammar. 

thedailywhat:

Aaron Paul Does Fashion Week of the Day: Spotted — Aaron Paul, stashed in the front row at the Burberry show and clearly wondering, “How did I get here?”
[bestweekever]

thedailywhat:

Aaron Paul Does Fashion Week of the Day: Spotted — Aaron Paul, stashed in the front row at the Burberry show and clearly wondering, “How did I get here?”

[bestweekever]

quote-book:

Submitted by: nimbarto

quote-book:

Submitted by: nimbarto