- get hit in the leg by a taxi cab or mail truck
- stop drinking
- stop ordering craft beer at every bar
- put a donate button on my blog in case one of my followers is a secret millionaire who likes to help girls who are kind of broke by their own accord
- but I’m not an asshole
- at least I never…
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
(Source: stuartsometimes, via atleastifuckingtried)
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Aaron Paul Does Fashion Week of the Day: Spotted — Aaron Paul, stashed in the front row at the Burberry show and clearly wondering, “How did I get here?”
[bestweekever]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makhz72DTw1qzpwi0o1_250.png)
Aaron Paul Does Fashion Week of the Day: Spotted — Aaron Paul, stashed in the front row at the Burberry show and clearly wondering, “How did I get here?”
Submitted by: nimbarto
Taylor Swift/Kanye West Mashup of the Day: “We Are Never Ever Coming Home Again,” by newly christened besties Kanye and Taylor.
[thanks, sjb!]
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Homeland Security of the Day: Deviant Artist SharpWriter proposes a few cost-cutting measures for the defense budget. [thanks, kiki!]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavh58S55r1qzpwi0o1_250.jpg)
Homeland Security of the Day: Deviant Artist SharpWriter proposes a few cost-cutting measures for the defense budget.
[thanks, kiki!]
Currently dying because of this.
Hilarious.
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